PRICKLY TIMES:Transfer activity

Unveiling of Swedish Trio

Today, the club was finally introduced to its new superstar players.After all the secrecy surrounding the transfer of these players , the manager introduced them to the club at a press conference.

Sven-erik Wallgren, the defender, was giving the number 5 shirt formally won by Alban Turok . Ronny 'the menace' Thiden( well known in his native sweden for his bullying tactics and predatory goalscoring instincts ) , the striker, was giving the number 9 shirt ; this shirt for some reason has never been given to any striker since the new manager took over.Mans Erserman , the club's new goalie, was giving the number 1 shirt formally won by Derek Jordan; with two good youth keepers coming through the ranks, it seems obvious that it's his last season in a utd shirt.

The Times had a chance to get a word from the three new signings each using an interpretor.

'i am here to scare and score.' ---Ronny

'i have nothing to prove to anyone .the manager knows my abilities and am very confident ill fill the position very well.' ----- Mans Erserman (keeper)

'i am very happy to be here and ill do my best to keep up the impressive defensive record the club has . its really cold though.ive been playing in warmer conditions than this so i fell really cold.as cold as my wife ! ' ----- Sven-erik Wallgren (defender)

With the manager's insatiable hunger for success and his keen nose for a good buy the club has no where to go but up.



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